Digesting Florida’s Titanic Season; How the Panthers Sunk without a Trace

April 15th, 2010 Comments off

”It’s like turning around the Titanic and not a rowboat.” – Panthers GM Randy Sexton.

When your General Manager uses Titanic references to describe the team that he is responsible for putting together; then you know something is horribly wrong.

Once again in 2009/10 the Florida Panthers has been at the wrong end of the table and the butt of many hockey fans’ jokes. This latest setback makes it ten years now since the team last had a taste of the playoffs.

Randy Sexton, since the conclusion of the season, has been busy deflecting culpability from his own actions—preferring to highlight the injuries suffered to David Booth and Nathan Horton instead.

Truth however, is that it is not that simple.

There is no one single reason to blame this unmitigated disaster upon. There is, rather, a whole clutch of explanations. Injuries to key players, is only the tip of the iceberg.

So, let us now do what the new owners are claiming to do; sit back and “digest the season”.

• Blue-line Reshuffle, Lack of Defensive Solidity

When the Florida Panthers in 2008/09 made a credible playoff push and was foiled only by less W’s in the win column by the Habs, the Cats had a strong roster with seasoned players that we’re willing to play their hearts out for the club. Many of those disappeared in the offseason to pastures new.

On the blue-line the Panthers lost their franchise defenseman Jay Bouwmeester at the draft to Calgary. Two other top defensemen in Karlis Skrastins and Nick Boynton also left for the Western Conference.

In came Jordan Leopold, Dennis Seidenberg and Ville Koistinen.

While Leopold and Seidenberg played big minutes they were still not able to fill the void from previous campaign—without rendering the D in a weakened state. At the deadline they were both moved. Koistinen meanwhile, lost his place to rookie defenseman Dmitry Kulikov, was played out of position at forward and then finally waived and sent to the minors.

Apart from late acquisition Seidenberg, the only defensive defenseman in the line-up was Bryan Allen—who was just coming off a year of season-ending knee surgery.

Considering this it should have come as no surprise to anyone that the Cats were utterly unable to keep a lead when entering the final period of games. They simply lacked that defensive solidity to see games out.

Had it not been for the stellar performances of goalie Tomas Vokoun behind this haphazard looking defense, the Cats would surely have been steamrollered and left for dead much sooner than the Olympic break.

• Offensive Ineptitude, Injury Crisis, and Lack of Depth

“On the assumption we’re healthy, I’m pretty happy with our top five forwards” said Randy Sexton when analyzing the poor offensive output by the forwards this past campaign.

Most likely, Sexton is the only one happy with any player—let alone five—on the inept forward compartment that comprises the Florida Panthers.

Losing David Booth to that sickening hit from Mike Richard’s of the Philadelphia Flyers was undoubtedly devastating to the season and significantly impacted this team’s chances of being competitive.

The unfortunate puck that Seidenberg tried to dump into the offensive zone which hit and sidelined Nathan Horton for eight weeks with a broken leg—added misery to an otherwise already dangerously anemic Florida offense.

Other niggling injuries to the forward compartment forced the Panthers to call up half a dozen players from its Rochester affiliate of the AHL.

While those American Hockey League players certainly did their best to help the cause and did in fact inject much needed energy and enthusiasm to the team, they couldn’t contribute consistently toward the scoreboard.

Rather than trying to use these injuries, in thinly veiled attempts by Randy Sexton and coach Peter DeBoer to make excuses for this poor offensive Panthers showing, one must see the results for what they were; a clear indication that the Florida Panthers are not offensively strong enough to compete at this level.

Compelling evidence to that statement was how many times the Panthers managed to miss the empty net. Not even with virtually the whole goal unguarded to take aim at, did the Cats manage to find themselves that elusive goal to further their cause.

In addition to not having enough talent and skill on the offensive part of the team, they also clearly lacked depth within the organization to deal with the injuries to the first team.

Whose fault, at the end of the day, is that Mr. Head Coach and General Manager?

• Specialty Teams Trailing the Yellow Bus

A poor offense and leaky defense can sometimes be overcome by great specialty teams and a gritty determination to be successful no matter what.

The Panthers had none of that.

Again this year the Panthers specialty teams found themselves lodged among the worst respective power-play and penalty killing teams of the NHL (29th on the PP and 23rd on the PK).

And for the second year in a row assistant coach Jim Hulton was in charge of the specialty teams.

Does anyone else see a pattern emerging here?

Hulton has had two seasons to try and rectify the embarrassing play of the specialty teams, especially the poor power-play. But, rather than getting better they just seem to be getting progressively worse.

Most embarrassing of all, is all the wasted 5-on-3 opportunities that the Cats have had. I cannot for the life of me remember us scoring even once on such a glorious opportunity.

Something else I can’t remember us doing is scoring in the dying minutes when playing 6-on-5 or 6-on-4. I do however; vividly remember plenty of empty netters being scored by the opposing teams.

Do you think this might have anything to do with Coach Pete DeBoer’s propensity to pull the goaltender with several minutes left to play?

No, surely not…

Jim Hulton’s contract meanwhile is up for renewal after this season. Knowing the Panthers management—they’ll do just that.

• Missing: Grit, determination, toughness, and heart

Hockey is not just a sport comprised of speed, skill, and big hits. To be successful any team will need a lot of other intangibles as well. The mental aspect of the game cannot be underestimated.

The Florida Panthers have been missing these intangibles on the team for a long time. At the same time they have missed the playoffs for a record nine seasons.

Is there a connection, perchance?

Apparently not, if you are to believe Panthers management over the years, or why else would they not attempt to rectify this glaring deficiency?

In the 2008/09 season the team actually had some spunk about it, for the first time in many years, some willingness to get dirty and fight for success. Rather than lethargically sitting back and hoping a puck will bounce their way—which seemed to be the attitude on display this season.

So what happened?

Well, the Panthers in all their wisdom decided not to renew the contracts of players such as Karlis Skrastins, Ville Peltonen, Nick Boynton, and Richard Zednik. These were players that oozed professionalism and infected everyone in the dressing room with the same desire to accomplish something.

No one has since stepped up to firmly take the mantel and show the way.

Stephen Weiss and Nathan Horton—to their credit—did try, but their efforts on the ice did not inspire other players to do the same. If indeed, those other players were ever able to do so in the first place.

Especially sorry to see was that none had the guts to stick up for David Booth when he got injured or help rookie defenseman Dmitry Kulikov when he was being targeted by opposing teams.

General Manager Randy Sexton has himself publicly noted and criticized the players for what is evidently a missing element of mental fortitude.

A lack of team chemistry he has called it.

Sexton is of course right. But just who does he think is responsible for puzzling this team together in the first place?

That—to me—is what remains the most puzzling mental exercise in this whole sorry situation.

• Ownership Flux and Mismanagement

The season started with rumors of the franchise being sold. And to add to the unfortunate situation the organization took their sweet time in trying to find a new General Manager after Jacques Martin’s early summer exit to Montreal.

In the end management did nothing. Instead they simply removed the inter-rim tag from former assistant GM Randy Sexton’s title.

It would seem Randy became the new GM by default.

One can only assume this management paralysis and ownership uncertainty handcuffed what Sexton was able to accomplish in the summer of 2009.

In the free agency he signed players mainly to one-year deals: Jordan Leopold, Dominic Moore, and Dennis Seidenberg. All three were eventually offloaded at the trade deadline.

The only exception to this shortsighted strategy was the signing of Ville Koistinen, to a two-year $2.4 million deal. Undoubtedly this was the worst signing of the bunch as coach Pete Deboer clearly didn’t want to have anything to do with Koistinen—who was soon waived and sent down to the minors.

So much for communication between management. You know; everyone being on the same page and all that, which we hear Randy Sexton frequently talking about.

There was also a glaring lack of any real action from coach and GM when it soon became clear that this team was not going to live up to expectations.

There were no trades or other affirmative moves from management to try and jump-start the team—until it was already too late.

When the franchise finally got a new majority ownership there were yet more pretty words of “accountability”—but yet again—no action.

In an effort to be open with the fan-base the new owners instead made the naïve move of lambasting the players in an open letter. Little wonder then that the team folded in and hastily gave up any preemptions of going out fighting.

The season rather whimpered out with an embarrassing double-defeat to cross-state rivals Tampa Bay instead.

The management now had the poor taste and sheer lack of class, which it has become notorious for, to shower the players and fans with confetti after the final blow of the horn (which we’ll have to scratch down as another striking resemblance to the sinking Titanic).

Apparently to the Panthers management, with COO Michael Yormark at the helm, this season is to be considered a successful one and should thus be celebrated as if we just won the Stanley Cup.

There is, at this moment, no word if they are also planning a parade. But, when the Panthers caravan rolls around your way, be sure to renew your season tickets. The money will go to giving the management a healthy bonus—which no doubt they worked very hard for.

OK, the latter paragraph was sarcasm, but the all the previous is regrettably true.

• Separating Cause from Effect

When looking at the Panthers’ poor season record, you might be inclined to blame it on the team’s glaring inconsistency all season long (which naturally presents us with a fine paradox in itself).

Well played games and surprising victories against teams such as San Jose, Pittsburgh, and Detroit, was never followed up by a consistent run of good form. In fact the Panthers never won more than four games on the trot at any point in the season—if my memory serves me right.

In addition, the Panthers failed to give fans anything to cheer about. The Panthers were the worst team in the NHL on home ice, only managing to win a paltry 14 times at the B.A.C.

However, when sorting through all these stats and opinions about why the Panthers were so poor, one must separate cause from effect.

The meager numbers are an effect of the Panthers being such a poor team. So is the number of shots on goal and blocked shots. The inconsistency of the team and inability to win games on the trot should be seen in the same light as well.

If you are not a very good team, you won’t win many games and are unlikely to win consistently.

What I have outlined in previous points, however, is what I believe are the main causes behind this rollercoaster of a season. A campaign which conspicuously ended with a nosedive down the standings—not finding firm ground under their paws until the third worst record of the league had been secured.

Now, the solution to these consistent problems that keep thwarting any Panthers progress is a completely different matter, and I’ll save that specific can of worms for another day.

I will, however, say this: If the club is ever to get better, it must first be run and maintained in a professional and dignified manner. When the foundation is rotten, you can’t expect any growth.

And it is here that change must come.

The underpinnings of the entire franchise must be rebuilt. Patching the worst holes is not going to secure its long-term survival.

The Florida Panthers need a new core to its structure.

A President of the franchise that knows and understands hockey is a good and necessary start.

From there and on, it can surely only get better.

Panthers Move to Disneyland; Celebrate Mediocrity with Confetti

April 13th, 2010 1 comment

First off: I don’t mean to insult Disney or their first rate entertainment business by comparing them to possibly the worst run sports franchise in North America; the Florida Panthers.

But, quite frankly, it’s hard not to make the link—if only on a tongue-in-cheek derisive level.

Whilst there might be a couple of other strong contenders for the dubious honor of being the worst sports franchise in North America, hidden among the other continental underachievers in pro sports, there really is no competition within the National Hockey League itself.

Ten years without a playoff in South Florida is twice as much as the also long-suffering Toronto Maple Leaf fans have had to wait. Not even perennial deadweights such as NY Islanders or Atlanta Thrashers come close to being as dreadful as our beloved Cats.

Thus, it is no wonder that a certain popular rodent comes to mind when trying to find words for how poor and dysfunctional this “Mickey Mouse organization” of a hockey franchise really is.

Putting the team logo in the urinals for everyone to take a piss on was the low point for sure. But the theatrics of showering the home sides’ players with confetti, as if they had just won the Stanley Cup, after in fact just having lost the final game of the season—to cross-state rivals Tampa Bay Lightning no less—really isn’t that far behind in sheer and utter lack of class and respect toward the players and fans alike.

Sometimes one wonders why one even bothers at all?

Why do Panthers fans still come out regularly to watch the increasingly sorry spectacle that is Panthers hockey?

I honestly don’t know anymore. All I can come up with is that just as when you are in love you can’t quite explain why either and no matter how hard things get—you still can’t stop caring about the one you adore. And to keep on cheering for the Florida Panthers sure does take a lot of love; because the rewards simply are nonexistent otherwise.

Ending the season with the league’s third worst record is, or at least shouldn’t be, a surprise to anyone. Except, apparently, the CEO (Michael Yormark), General Manager (Randy Sexton), and Head Coach (Peter DeBoer), who all prior to the season commenced sounded very optimistic about our chances of being a “competitive team” in the NHL.

One can only hope this was simply more hogwash of the empty brand of PR talk that the Panthers fans have had to get used to over the years, and that they really didn’t believe that drivel themselves. If they really did, that should—in itself—be a valid ground for them being axed from their respective positions.

To quote the big headed queen of Alice in Wonderland: “Off with their heads!”

And the really sad thing is, instead of realizing the mess the club was in, prior to the commencement of the season, and thus blooding the clubs burgeoning youth movement in the big league—like the Islanders and Avalanche have done with some measure of success—the organization instead went with the strategy of signing a few low-end veteran free agents to cheap one-year deals.

This wasn’t a complete waste of space, however, as these players fetched a couple of second round picks at the trade deadline.

A complete waste of space on the roster though was the team’s entire third and fourth lines. Players like Rostislav Olesz, Gregory Campbell, Kamil Kreps, Nick Tarnasky and Radek Dvorak were utterly unable to either check the top lines of opposing teams or generate any consistent secondary scoring for the Panthers.

Subsequently their combined role on the team was reduced to blocking shots of opponents that gleefully took the opportunity to park their bus in the Panthers’ zone meanwhile. Their only other usefulness was to give the top two lines, eh, who am I kidding—the top line, some time to rest between extended shifts.

What is mind-boggling here is that neither the General Manager (Sexton), nor Head Coach (DeBoer), did anything to try and jumpstart these under-performing and well paid players.

No one was held accountable and made a healthy scratch for a period of time. No one was traded. And only poor Ville Koistinen (defenseman playing out of position as a forward) was waived and sent down to the minors.

All the while these so called character guy’s of the Cats were eating up valuable icetime that could—and should—have been given to some up and coming young talents instead.

These promising rookies, stuck for the most part in Rochester of the AHL, could have been cultured and formed from the know-how of playing a year at the NHL level. This experience probably would have speeded up their learning curve drastically as well.

At the end of the day these young players would almost certainly have found it hard to do any worse than the current load of dead weights and freeloaders that embarrassingly whimpered out with the season and finished third from the bottom of the standings.

So, yet again, the story at the end of the day is that the fans are left scratching their collective heads at confounding and confusing—if not downright shoddy and cheap—promotional, managerial, and coaching decisions.

And what could possibly be worse than to cheer for a perennial loser?

Well, believe it or not, but it just got worse for many Panthers fans.

In recent years we have been able to draw some sadistic solace from the fact that there actually was a worse run organization—just across state—in form of the shambolic Bolts.

Sadly for us that is no longer the case. After all, it’s sad to be alone—whilst all the merrier of course for the people on the West Coast of Florida.

Tampa Bay has had the good fortune of getting a real businessman at the helm of the franchise in Jeff Vinik. He knew, probably with a quick glance, that the organization—in order to be successful—needed to be torn down and rebuilt from its shaky foundations and up.

Thus, the Head Coach and General Manager were fired the day after the conclusion of their season. He will now appoint a new CEO who’ll appoint his preferred General Manager; who in turn will appoint a new Head Coach.

Meanwhile, the new majority owners of the Florida Panthers, Stu Siegel and Cliff Viner, are literally paralyzed and have done nothing of importance to change the losing culture at the club so far. Rather, they seem to be sitting back and are currently “digesting the season”.

If anything, their damning letter about the players’ performance prior to the transfer deadline only helped to heap more misery on the club and create an atmosphere where the players no longer seemed to play for the pride of the jersey that they wore.

While probably well-intentioned, attempting to be open and honest with the fanbase, the move was at best naïve and counterproductive.

Hence, we now find ourselves in the sickening position of being the laughing stock of the entire NHL—for the ninth consecutive season—and the only remaining Mickey Mouse organization, not only of the state, but of the entire National Hockey League.

Until a string of hapless owners face up to this situation; get their combined thumbs out of their respective rear ends, and get to work on reshaping this franchise from the foundations and up—just like Tampa Bay is currently doing—there is no light at the end of this Florida tunnel of hockey gloom.

What is truly amazing, and often overlooked in this whole muddled situation, is that the franchise actually has a very loyal following of fans. Not even storied franchises like Pittsburgh, Edmonton, Washington, or Chicago, when they were respectively lodged bottom of the league year in and year out—had the attendance figures that the Florida Panthers can boast.

And maybe that is at the heart of the problem.

As long as fans keep going through the turnstiles and as long as concerts and other events bring home plenty of dough for this crummy organization, they lack the incentives that above mentioned franchises had—to get their act together and start putting out a decent product on the ice for the fans to watch and be proud to call their own.

Right now, you could appoint Goofy as combined CEO, GM, and Head Coach, and he’d probably do a better job than the current incumbents.

Unfortunately, this all seems to suggest that before this franchise is ever likely to get better; it’s first going to get a whole lot worse.

Back Again in a Familiar Place

April 13th, 2010 Comments off

So here we are. Out of the playoffs again and hoping to win the lottery. Classic Panthers Hockey!

It’s been a hard season to bear, let alone watch. I’m glad I took a pause from the calamity of it all. Probably saved my sanity in the end.

Can’t say the same about my sleep unfortunately. Many sleepless nights racking the brain as to why we suck so badly. Like most of you, no doubt.

Nonetheless, what I spelt out in the previous post is still true. Whilst having not posted for a long time, I’ll try to write a new one every once in a while. Kind of like the Panthers; you can’t expect too much consistency, but when things are good — a couple of pearls might fall out of an otherwise pigswill sky.

Now, let’s hope for our number coming up and that the organization doesn’t trade the first overall pick for another bag of pucks, shall we?

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